BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child
lmao love The Onion
Ignore the weird ass video.
"As with every New Year there comes a flurry of fresh-faced celebs hoping to make it big.
Amongst the hottest new musicians, Hollywood heartthrobs and trendsetters set to take the fashion world by storm, a select few stars will really capture our attention.
Say hello to the celebs of 2012, as they’ll no doubt be vying for your affections soon enough.
Musician: Lana Del Rey (a.k.a. Elizabeth Grant)
With the wheels already set in motion for her world domination, Lana Del Rey is set to have a mighty ol’ 2012. Despite not having yet released an album, this lady’s first UK gig sold out in 13 minutes while the YouTube video of her debut single, Video Games, is proving a mahoosive hit.
With enchanting vocals and an enviable quirky-cool style, we’re predicting big things for this 24-year-old American singer-songwriter in 2012."
The rest of the list is irrelevant tbh.
Just wait and see. Lana will be all over the place tbh.